Thursday, June 02, 2005
Horoscope week of June 1st
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22–Jan. 19): A maintenance worker at a restaurant in Queensland, Australia, took the lazy way out when he found a dead rat while painting the floor red. Rather than disposing of it, he simply covered it with a few thick strokes of his brush. During a subsequent inspection, however, health inspectors weren't fooled by the partial camouflage and levied large fines on the restaurant. You may soon be tempted to try something similar to what the maintenance worker did, Capricorn. I urge you not to. Don't just try to disguise what's stinking up the place; get rid of it